Joke Competition

Hi

For the Next Magazine we are holding a competition. "The Best Joke Competion"
For the Winner there will be 50 Penguin Points and 10 Penguin Points for Posting a Joke.
Also the Jokes do not have to be about Club Penguin, but if they are all the better.
So get Posting your Jokes Here.

Vicky

Tourguide: Welcome to Club Penguin! If you have questions, you can ask me!
Noob: Uhh, who made my igloo and what's my address? Do I have to pay a rent? Are the cubes made of hollow blocks? How did they make the buildings if they don't have cement here? Where did you get the metal? Who are my parents? Am I a boy or a girl?
Tourguide: Look, I just give tours and thats all.
Noob: But you said I could refer questions to you!
Tourguide: .....good point.

Q:How do we go from Club Penguin to the iceberg without if we dont have boats?
A:We fly of course! We are birds!

I made those jokes myself. Hope you liked it!

Heres one.
There was a boy(7-9 years old) Loves CP. His mum looks at his password on it, and says," why is your password so long? and then he replyed ' well when you register it says you need 5 characters or more so i did. Guess what his password was =]

Spoiler:

5 Cartoon Characters